tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-938448068751972875.post8065508116001590549..comments2023-05-30T04:25:37.367-04:00Comments on Sandpaper Suit | Matt Ruby's comedy blog: Six word jokesUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-938448068751972875.post-12933826827608729452010-07-03T21:08:41.175-04:002010-07-03T21:08:41.175-04:00Parents divorced. Therapy followed. Speech therapy...Parents divorced. Therapy followed. Speech therapy.Kevin S.https://www.blogger.com/profile/01099397375732721110noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-938448068751972875.post-77894630445601773862009-09-08T11:20:32.147-04:002009-09-08T11:20:32.147-04:00"NOW That's What I Call Music!"
&qu..."NOW That's What I Call Music!"<br /><br />"Ancient Dog Dilemma: Eat Cat Poop?" (there, now it's six, not five.)<br /><br />"Hiccups are spasms of the diaphragm" (It's funnier in Swedish)<br /><br />"Sarah Palin for President in 2012"<br /><br />"Veiny hands: maternal oppression through genetics"<br /><br />"Leno Daycare Center: parking lot"<br /><br />"Once you go black, it's frostbite"Abbi Crutchfieldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04984255030758291096noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-938448068751972875.post-59693147519323343642009-09-07T20:12:15.856-04:002009-09-07T20:12:15.856-04:00Ostracized: to be rejected by ostriches.Ostracized: to be rejected by ostriches.Badiniahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05688828846333796033noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-938448068751972875.post-25822884578164815382009-09-07T09:16:48.176-04:002009-09-07T09:16:48.176-04:00Antidisestablishmentarianism. Pneumonoultramicrosc...Antidisestablishmentarianism. Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. Supercalafragilisticexpialadocious. Hippopomonstrosesquipedalian equals funmyqhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00772814671528097421noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-938448068751972875.post-44354655784892168712009-09-07T00:39:29.673-04:002009-09-07T00:39:29.673-04:00Answer: Electra, Redenbacher. Question: Ideal thre...Answer: Electra, Redenbacher. Question: Ideal threesome?Hank Thompsonhttp://www.twitter.com/Hank_Thompsonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-938448068751972875.post-3817975256158126192009-09-05T14:39:50.775-04:002009-09-05T14:39:50.775-04:00Ruby! Money! You don't got it!Ruby! Money! You don't got it!Paul McCartneynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-938448068751972875.post-83689354452411784492009-09-05T12:03:44.434-04:002009-09-05T12:03:44.434-04:00Here's a one-word joke: farts!Here's a one-word joke: farts!myqhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00772814671528097421noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-938448068751972875.post-74814187837877355262009-09-05T02:46:00.529-04:002009-09-05T02:46:00.529-04:00Listening to my Now 467 CD...Listening to my Now 467 CD...Jonathanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15759231610494413952noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-938448068751972875.post-25320992550732367872009-09-04T19:24:54.466-04:002009-09-04T19:24:54.466-04:00For sale: baby skin, never worn.
Dog dilemma: eat...For sale: baby skin, never worn.<br /><br />Dog dilemma: eat cat poop?Abbi Crutchfieldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04984255030758291096noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-938448068751972875.post-31456758624668893272009-09-04T17:12:19.781-04:002009-09-04T17:12:19.781-04:00"History repeats itself! History repeats itse..."History repeats itself! History repeats itself!" - Dennis MillerYouJean Changhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01769890636604994768noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-938448068751972875.post-58416538185243487092009-09-04T16:53:18.841-04:002009-09-04T16:53:18.841-04:00Why are Filene’s Basements always above ground?Why are Filene’s Basements always above ground?YouJean Changhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01769890636604994768noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-938448068751972875.post-44256067020774184302009-09-04T16:33:45.753-04:002009-09-04T16:33:45.753-04:00My brownstone: made of red bricks.My brownstone: made of red bricks.myqhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00772814671528097421noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-938448068751972875.post-65208417051230962642009-09-04T16:32:06.728-04:002009-09-04T16:32:06.728-04:00Coffee? Not my cup of tea.
--Myq KaplanCoffee? Not my cup of tea.<br />--Myq Kaplanmyqhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00772814671528097421noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-938448068751972875.post-83768157205476555632009-09-04T16:31:27.091-04:002009-09-04T16:31:27.091-04:00"A simile is like a metaphor"
--Steven W..."A simile is like a metaphor"<br />--Steven Wrightmyqhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00772814671528097421noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-938448068751972875.post-68944658610516374462009-09-04T15:14:14.913-04:002009-09-04T15:14:14.913-04:00I'm so close to making it.I'm so close to making it.socehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01093354866114461001noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-938448068751972875.post-17928748887069437582009-09-04T15:10:12.325-04:002009-09-04T15:10:12.325-04:00KFC=Killing Fat ChildrenKFC=Killing Fat ChildrenMo Diggshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08905665974976736744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-938448068751972875.post-77425099655013086432009-09-04T13:03:33.503-04:002009-09-04T13:03:33.503-04:00What's this? Oh, it's my rectum.What's this? Oh, it's my rectum.RG Danielsnoreply@blogger.com