tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-938448068751972875.post834434909440367922..comments2023-05-30T04:25:37.367-04:00Comments on Sandpaper Suit | Matt Ruby's comedy blog: Comedy contest advice from Myq KaplanUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-938448068751972875.post-86800117648735677462009-06-09T10:49:11.478-04:002009-06-09T10:49:11.478-04:00That was the most long-winded sabotage I've ev...That was the most long-winded sabotage I've ever seen. <br /><br />Consider the greats:<br />Ellen DeGeneres won a contest for eating a hamburger on stage and never talking.<br /><br />Dat Phan won LCS by rehearsing in front of a swimming pool and talking to lawn chairs.<br /><br />SO...picture everyone as a plastic, reclining chair, and get an appetite for ground beef. I don't know how much more obvious it can be.Abbi Crutchfieldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04984255030758291096noreply@blogger.com