Spotted on the subway

Ok, you can carry either a skateboard or a bottle of Pelegrino, but not both. Unless the message you want to send is: "I really like to snowboard, when I'm not managing my hedge fund."

Digging the watch over the sweatband look. He's probably headed to a Fashion Week show.

Anxiously awaiting the next ad in this campaign: "Cottonelle: Back that azz up." Also: Is that dog supposed to be coming out of someone's asshole? At that point, you probably have bigger worries than what brand of toilet paper to buy.

And one more that I saw but didn't get a photo of: Dude wearing a skull and crossbones belt buckle made out of rhinestones. Y'know, to let the world know he's both dangerous and fabulous. Maybe he also carries a switchblade with Barry Manilow on the handle.

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Permalink | 9/15/2008 | 0 comments

The internet provides "answers"

Yahoo! Answers: Why does a pirate always wear an eye patch?

patch

Well answered, Peach! (Why am I researching pirates? Stay tuned.)

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Permalink | 8/11/2008

PIZZA is like SEX

More ways PIZZA is like SEX: 1) It's better Sicilian style. 2) Sometimes you need to use a napkin to soak up the extra grease. 3) If you have it against your will, it really sucks.

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Permalink | 7/17/2008

"I Have The Bumper"

Suggestion: Put it back on. And/or remove the quotation marks around "I Have The Bumper."

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Permalink | 7/07/2008

Nice discount

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Permalink | 6/23/2008

Gas mask duck

Police duck is cute and all but nothing says fun splash splash time like gas mask duck! He's even got an itsy bitsy AK-47 on him. How precious.

[Ducks via my nephew.]

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Permalink | 6/19/2008

I think Gordon Ramsay just threw up in his mouth a little bit

Tex-Mex and Chinese Food. What, no room for Italian in there? Best of all: The name of the place is "Food House."

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Permalink | 6/04/2008

Photos from New Orleans Comedy and Arts Festival

Last weekend's New Orleans Comedy and Arts Festival was a hoot. Cool shows/crowds and lots of comic bonding.

I landed from NYC and went to my hotel where they gave me room 9-11.

Boy, they sure do know how to make a New Yorker feel welcome. When the girl at reception gave me the key, I said, "Too soon...too soon."

The highlight of the weekend: Saturday's crawfish boil at the river.