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Hey. I’m Matt Ruby (matt@mruby.com) and this is Sandpaper Suit, a comedy blog I started in 2006. About me: I'm a standup comic in NYC. Watch a clip of me performing, read my bio, or see a list of my upcoming shows. I've told jokes on MTV, in Time Out NY ("Joke of the Year" nominee), and at comedy venues and festivals around the country. Mark Normand and I have a weekly(ish) web series called "Think Tank" and once a month we cohost "We're All Friends Here," the live comedy chat show with boundary issues (also available as a podcast). I'm also one of the co-producers of Hot Soup, a weekly standup showcase in the East Village. What's here: At this blog, I post 1) not funny stuff about the art of standup and 2) funny stuff — jokes, videos, etc. You can check the archives, search previous posts, or read the "best of" posts. More: Mruby.com tells you everything else about Matt Ruby that you ever wanted to know but were afraid to ask.
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Permalink | 7/10/2009
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Maybe your friend was dating someone too young for him. "Hey Sweetie what do you want to do tonight? Live Jazz? Symphony in the Park? Oh...Apples to Apples. Again."
Or maybe it was somebody too old for him.
"Hey sweetie, what do you want to do tonight? Sex? Drugs? Rock and roll? Oh... mah-jong and canasta again."
Or maybe it was someone who was just right.
"Can you understand the instructions? ... Neither can I ... Wanna fuck?"
Yooooo don't be steppin to Apples to Apples!!! Although to be fair, that game really only works for large groups, so I could see how it would be a drag if it was just the couple playing together.