Halloween lovers

Cracks me up when people say, "My favorite holiday is Halloween!" Oh really? Your favorite holiday is the one that's not religious at all, involves wearing masks and sexy outfits, and everyone goes out and gets shitfaced and loses their inhibitions? I'm not exactly shocked ya prefer that to Easter. It's like saying, "My favorite book is getting a massage."

1 comment:

Jasmine said...

This is funny! Reminds me of lil rel's line up. He's in the new reebok video with jordin sparks. Hilarious! http://bit.ly/ZigLite

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