Polo shirts and glass houses

Note to comic on show I did the other night: Not a good idea to state that "anyone who wears a polo shirt is a douchebag" in one of your bits when BOTH hosts and the comic following you are wearing polo shirts. And also when you are wearing a jacket that looks like this. Since, y'know, people who live in glass houses shouldn't...

Actually, now that I think about it...anyone in any house shouldn't throw stones. It's just a rude thing to do. Even if it's not glass, you'll probably scuff up the walls. And who lives in a glass house anyway? Plants, I guess. But they rarely throw stones.

Actually, you know who does throw stones at glass houses? Billy Joel. What a bad ass.


london calling said...

hey sargeant pepper what's wrong with polo shirts ?

myq said...

But what if both hosts and the comic following you ARE douchebags?

Where's your love of truth-telling now, Ruby?

PS I have no problem with polo shirts. Or douchebags.

Abbi Crutchfield said...

Friday night I crashed your party. Saturday I said I'm sorry. Sunday I got drunk and drove my car into your house...

You may be right. I may be crazy. Oh! But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for. Turn out the lights. Don't try to save me. You may be wrong, for all I know, but the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem...

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