![Police Duck](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3046/2550354550_2413080283_m.jpg)
![Gas Mask Duck](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3191/2550355072_7bae63bf4b_m.jpg)
[Ducks via my nephew.]
Sandpaper Suit is NYC standup comic Matt Ruby's (now defunct) comedy blog. Keep in touch: Sign up for Matt's weekly Rubesletter. Email mattruby@hey.com.
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