The Millionaire Matchmaker on short guys

pattiThe Millionaire Matchmaker is a show about a witch woman who sets up millionaires in LA. In one episode, she tells her minions that it's ok if a rich guy is short because "A guy is never short when he's standing on his money!" Ah yes, it's like that old saying: "A man is never beating his wife, if he beats her with diamonds!"

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