Getting it on at Little Caesar's

A friend of mine worked at a Little Caesar's restaurant, showed up for work early one morning, and walked in on the manager of the restaurant fucking a woman...made out of PIZZA DOUGH.

A woman made out of pizza dough...because, as we all know, the worst part of sex with a real woman: You can't BAKE her afterwards.

I mean this guy is an innovator. He's like the MacGyver of masturbation: "See this penis pump? I made it out of a paper clip, some baking soda, and a dugout canoe."

Does he have a real girlfriend? Maybe he gets confused sometimes. She's all: "Honey, you're acting weird in bed lately. You sprinkle flour all over the sheets. You keep tossing me up in the air. And why were you so happy when I got a yeast infection?!"

I bet he sticks with this trend in other ways too. Like when he has a birthday party where a woman jumps out of a cake, it's actually a woman made out of cake.


3 Comment(s)

Blogger Mo Diggs said...

Strong finish

11/14/08, 2:06 AM  
Blogger Abbi Crutchfield said...

In these desperate economic times, flour, yeast, water and salt are still cheaper than an inflatable woman. Hats off to ingenuity!

PS: Little Caesar's still exists?

11/19/08, 12:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude I heard about this story too 15 years ago

5/29/12, 2:24 AM