Science solves Steven Wright

Steven Wright:

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a dehumidifier...I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

Classic. But which would actually win out? Enter science!

It would depend on the capacity (output) of each machine, but eventually the dehumidifier would win. Humidifiers need a water supply and eventually run dry. The dehumidifier just needs power to keep working.

Glad we got that solved. Now someone tell me what really happens when your apartment is infested with koala bears.


RG Daniels said...

While considered cute, koala bears are actually a very territorial and combative animal. Chances are, if they infested your apartment you'd have your throat ripped out.

Rebecca V. O'Neal said...

That's all good and well, but let me know when Science figures out how to get rid of these premonitions of flashbacks.

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