Super Bowl ads

Mercedes used Janis Joplin's "Mercedes Benz" in its ad. They TOTALLY get her intention with that song. Y'know, Rumsfeld has a new book out...maybe he should use Dylan's "Masters of War" to promote it.

Last year it was Betty White. This year it's Roseanne Barr. I wonder which woman Snickers will decide to physically assault next year.

Oh, and Pepsi MAX got in on the beating-up-women act too. Next time you decide to beat your wife, make sure you've got a Snickers and a Pepsi MAX on hand.

Also, next year we should hire China to do the halftime show.

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