8/31/11

CK: “I never write anything down"

Couple of quotes from Just for Laughs: In Conversation with Louis C.K.. On writing onstage:

“I never write anything down… I think comedy’s a spoken form, and if you’re writing it down you’re putting a bunch of filters on it…. If you write standup, you’re generating it on paper, and then you’re reading it, and then using your memory, and then…”


On killing old jokes:

“The way to improve is to reject everything you’re doing. You have to create a void by destroying everything. You have to kill it. Otherwise you’ll just say the same jokes every night for years and years. And I did that.”


Fun to compare his first appearance on Letterman, in 1995, to where he's at now.

8/30/11

Video: "Haters Gonna Hate" Guy (Live Action) - featuring Jared Logan

I've always loved this "Haters Gonna Hate" animated GIF popular on the 'ol internet.

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Part of what I loved: Every time I saw it, the guy reminded me of Jared Logan. I always thought it'd be hilarious to see Jared acting out that guy's strut. Well folks, dreams do come true!



Here's an animated GIF version too. Careful, it's kinda hypnotizing.

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On not sacrificing your relationship for your career

Recently heard a comic refer to having a girlfriend as a "career killer." In response to that, here's Emily Gordon (self-described "freelance writer/comedy producer married to a comedian") with Eight Tips on Keeping Work From Being the Death of Your Relationship.

Sacrificing your relationship for your career sounds noble and romantic from the outside, but the reality is that it can create a pattern of self-destruction that will ultimately burn you out on the career you've worked so hard to build. It's a trap, and for some, an easy way out of having to maintain relationships under stress.

Anyone who tells you "You have to be single to be a _______" is wrong.


One of Emily's tips: For every one thing you do for your career outside of normal, day-to-day tasks, do one thing for your relationship.

This is a good, concrete tip to help you keep track of who's winning--your career or your relationship. If you set up an evening meeting, make breakfast with your partner the next day. If you have to catch up on emails on a Saturday, do a household chore. It not only makes your partner feel valued, but it will help you to realize that making a meal with the person you love is just as important as any meeting--both are tasks that should make you feel fulfilled.


If you're aiming to keep both a relationship with a significant other and a life in comedy (or anything else really) afloat, it's worth a read.

8/29/11

Think Tank: On Broadway

<a href="http://postbox.msn.com/?q=New+York-All+Topics&amp;id=15069&amp;city=New+York&amp;category=8&amp;videoId=5aaeb1bc-a9e9-4232-938a-51760056aa7c" target="_new" title="LAUGH AT: BROADWAY">Video: LAUGH AT: BROADWAY</a>

Adam Conover talks about his UCB sketch writing class

Comic Adam Conover also teaches a sketch comedy writing class at UCB. I asked him about it and here's his reply which he agreed to let me publish here. Adam's next class will begin in October.

It all depends on what you want to get out of it. I'd say the benefits of taking a class are, in order:

1) Forcing you to write every week. You leave class having written six sketches in eight weeks, all of which you've received notes on.
2) Getting extensive notes from an experienced comedy writer.
3) The curriculum itself; that is, the specific vocabulary and philosophy of the UCB approach to sketch writing.

and maybe

4) meeting other comedians and writers who you might want to work with, though my sense is that this happens less in sketch classes than in improv, simply because the work is less collaborative. (In improv classes, I'd rank meeting other comedians as least the number two benefit.)

The first two -- writing constantly and getting feedback on what you've written -- are essential to being a writer. That doesn't mean UCB classes are the only place to get them, of course -- you could join or start a sketch group that commits to writing and performing a lot -- this is what I did in college, and what groups such as Meatsteak have done, to great success. Or you could simply force yourself to sit down at the computer and grind it out every day, then force your friends and co-workers to give you notes, but I don't recommend it. If these options aren't open to you but you still want to improve your writing, taking a UCB class will give you the structure you need. It also gives you access to an experienced comedy writer who will tell you how to improve your work and help you isolate the areas in which you can improve. The other teachers and myself have each written and given notes on hundreds of sketches, so we're able to give fast and effective answers to the question, "How can I make this sketch better?"

The third benefit, the curriculum, is definitely useful, but not strictly necessary. The UCB curriculum crystallizes a lot of useful nuggets of sketch wisdom -- the differences between parody and satire, for instance -- but a lot of it is stuff you could figure out yourself by trial and error if you wrote sketches constantly for five years, like I did. Maybe think of it as listening to the WTF podcast every week -- by doing so you learn a lot of great stuff about comedy that can give you a leg up, but hey, you can learn the same stuff by doing spots every night for five years. That said, taking a class can help you quickly pick up a lot of wisdom that you would have had to learn the hard way otherwise.

The last consideration is that if you complete the sketch program at UCB, you may be eligible to apply to join one of the theatre's Maude Teams. These are the house sketches teams at the theatre, analogous to Harold Teams for improv. These teams are hard to get on -- a ton of people submit -- but if you make it onto one you'll be writing and producing a new sketch show every month on the UCB stage in front of one of the greatest comedy audiences in the world. It's a constant trial by fire, which will make you a really strong writer really fast.

So: Is it worth $350? If you're already writing, revising, and getting feedback on your work every week, maybe not. But if you wish you were writing more than you are and are interested in comedy writing in general, AND you can afford it, then totally. And, as opposed to improv classes, where you can leave without anything tangible, (especially if all you do is take Improv 101, then call it quits), if you take a single sketch class you'll leave those eight weeks with six scripts you've written and an armful of information about the structure of comedy and comedy writing in general.

8/26/11

How the Donner Party inspired Charlie Chaplin

Quote from Charlie Chaplin's autobiography:

"In the creation of comedy, it is paradoxical that tragedy stimulates the spirit of ridicule, because ridicule, I suppose, is an attitude of defiance: we must laugh in the face of helplessness against the forces of nature - or go insane. I read a book about the Donner Party, who, on the way to California, missed the route and were snowbound in the Sierra Nevada mountains. Out of 160 pioneers, only 18 survived, most of them dying of hunger and cold. Some resorted to cannibalism, eating their dead, others roasted their moccasins to relieve their hunger. Out of this harrowing tragedy, I conceived one of our funniest scenes. In dire hunger, I boil my shoe and eat it."


8/25/11

Video: The Zenmasters answer questions from readers of Seventeen Magazine

Seventeen Magazine readers have questions about sexting, virginity, and hair care. The Zenmasters have answers. Featuring Sagar Bhatt and me.


Hot Soup w/ Joseph and Zimmerman

Friday (8/25) night's lineup:

Jeffrey Joseph
Joe Zimmerman
Sean Donnelly
Amber Nelson
Danny Solomon
Mark Normand
Matt Ruby (hosting)

Hot Soup!
Every Friday at 8pm
FREE SHOW
O'Hanlon's (back room)
349 E 14th St between 1st and 2nd Ave. (map)
Produced by Matt Ruby, Mark Normand, Andy Haynes, and David Cope

8/24/11

Dave Chappelle's reluctant symposium on the n-word

In Heaven Hell Dave Chappelle, a 2006 Esquire piece, Chappelle talks about how Viacom's purchase of Comedy Central led to a symposium on how far you can go with the n-word.

Chappelle straightens his back and mimics the voice of an older white executive: ”‘Dave, we’re having a symposium on the n-word, and we wanted you to speak about your use of it. It’s just for our information.’ And I did it, but afterward I was like, That was real stupid of me. Why the fuck would I explain to a room full of white people why I say the word nigga? Why on earth would I put myself in a position like that? So you got me on a panel, me and all of these, like, Harvard-educated, you know, upper-echelon authors, me, and a rapper. So here I am explaining, and I was real defensive ‘cause of what was going on at the show at the time—we had just shot the Niggar Family sketch, and I was at a symposium on the word nigger. So I’m feeling like I’m fighting censorship. They say, ‘We just want to know how far we should go with something like that.’ And the subtext of it is, ‘Do you want to know, or do you want to tell me something?’

“You have all these Harvard-educated people saying, ‘I think the word is reprehensible’ and talking about the destructive nature of blah, blah, blah… . You know, pontificating.”

Silence. A sigh.

"But the bottom line was, white people own everything, and where can a black person go and be himself or say something that's familiar to him and not have to explain or apologize? Why don't I just take the show to BET--oh, wait a minute, you own that, too, don't you? Same thing happened with the Rick James episode. They gave us the notes and there were like forty-six or some insane number of bleeps that we would've had to put over it. 'Well, Dave, then why don't you go in and explain to them yourself.' So now I'm sitting in a room, again, with some white people, explaining why they say the n-word, and it's a sketch about Rick James, and I don't want to air a sketch with that many bleeps over it; it will render it completely ineffective. Give me another week and I'll just come up with something else. Run a rerun. 'No, we can't run a rerun, we've got ad buy-ins' and blah, blah, blah. Okay, well then, fine, I don't want to do it then. And so then there was a compromise. It was the only episode that aired with a disclaimer. But again, it was a position where I was explaining to white people why the n-word. It's an awful, awful position to put yourself in.

"I'm just saying it's a dilemma. It's something that is unique to us. White people, white artists, are allowed to be individuals. But we always have this greater struggle that we at least have to keep in mind somewhere."


Author Kevin Powell also recalls what it was like seeing Chappelle back in 1993 in New York City.

I remember being at the Boston Comedy Club in Greenwich Village and watching this tall, bone-thin young man with the contagious, toothy smile, the deep-socket, saucerlike eyes, and the perfectly oval head atop a twig of a neck wreck the mic, the stage, and the room like an old-school rapper. Only nineteen at the time, Chappelle was nicknamed by Whoopi Goldberg “the Kid.” Even then there was a razor-sharp racial consciousness to Chappelle’s material—he had a keen eye for that gray area between social satire and pop culture—and on that occasion I was lucky to witness something very special. Here was the classic working-class intellect of Charlie Chaplin’s conniving tramp, the jazzy, in-your-face audacity of Lenny Bruce’s birth-of-cool bebopper, and the gut-bucket, bluesy aches and pains of Richard Pryor’s dead-on mimes, all in one. There are comedians who have to work at being funny, but Chappelle seemed born to it.


Helluva description. [via Deadspin]

8/23/11

A look at how much comics make doing commercials

The Funny People Behind the Famous Ads looks at how much comics make when they're in commercials.

Most performers in commercials don't make life-changing money. They often work for scale, a minimum negotiated by the Screen Actors Guild: $592.20 per day of work, plus a declining fraction in residuals as the commercial airs, down to $51.65 per showing. There are separate rate schedules for network, local and cable TV, and it can add up to a healthy middle-class lifestyle. But celebrities—and performers in long-term campaigns like Stephanie Courtney and Pete Holmes—may graduate to more lucrative deals, says Doug Ely, a commercial agent at AKA Talent.

"I'm sure Stephanie has a multiyear contract," Mr. Ely says. "Let's say she gets $100,000 per year, though I'm sure she gets substantially more than that at this point. They'd contract for x amount of work that includes commercials, print ads, radio, personal appearances."

Ms. Courtney declined to talk about her deal, but concedes, "It's definitely changed from where I was. But where I was, was a one-room studio, really hand-to-mouthing it. Now, to not freak out if you have to go to the dentist or something, it's made life a little easier."

Mr. Holmes also didn't want to be specific, but added: "When it's all said and done—many recording sessions, many rewrites, rerecords, and after they've all aired for a year— you're looking at about the starting salary of an ophthalmologist."

Brian Baker, a former Second City improv actor who played the "trench-coat guy" in Sprint ads for six years, says the role was like hitting the lottery. Bobby Collins, a Los Angeles comedian, says he got more than $300,000 for appearing as himself in four Certs commercials.


Also worth mentioning: All those auditions ya have to go on that lead nowhere.

8/19/11

Maron: "The best thing you can do as a comic is make someone feel less alone"

Guest host Mike Birbiglia interviewed Marc Maron on episode 200 of WTF and hit up past WTF guests for questions. It's a great convo. Here's Maron on the best thing you can do as a comic:

The best thing you can do as a comic is make someone feel less alone...There are two things that I think are essential with good comedy: That you actually make somebody see something in a different way completely. Or that you make people feel less alone.


I also loved this line from Birbigs when he was talking about how Stanhope is his fave comic right now: "He's got a new hour every fifteen minutes." Heh.

Speaking of, I just relistened to Deadbeat Hero. Man is it fucking good. Watch below...

8/18/11

Lemon Hot Soup on Friday

Friday (8/19) night's lineup:

Damien Lemon
Brooke Van Poppelen
Matt Wayne
Nick Flanagan

Hot Soup!
Every Friday at 8pm
FREE SHOW
O'Hanlon's (back room)
349 E 14th St between 1st and 2nd Ave. (map)
Produced by Matt Ruby, Mark Normand, Andy Haynes, and David Cope

8/17/11

Chuck Klosterman on Louie's 'brilliance"

Louie's Brilliant Second Season:

What’s so distinctly compelling about this season of Louie is how everyone seems to collectively realize that what C.K. is doing is not only cool, but also authentically artful and unnaturally profound. There’s no debate over its value because there’s no contradictory position to take. It’s not polarizing in any important way: If you’re watching this show, you intuitively know it's fantastic (and substantially unlike the way fantastic TV typically is)...

Right now, Louie is like the Beatles in ’66, or maybe Joe DiMaggio in ’41. These half-hour explorations are not just deftly written, but formally inventive....The level of insight and weirdness C.K. is jamming into these shows is flat-out unimpeachable, and I somehow get the sense that his entire audience is having the same experience as me. It’s a shared recognition of perfection, happening in the present tense...This is someone working on the most radical edge of mainstream culture and succeeding brilliantly without ever doing the same thing twice. There is no antecedent.


The most powerful feeling I get from watching Louie is the sense that it isn't made by a committee. It feels so different to see a TV show that is actually one person's vision. Big teams homogenize things. You watch Louie and you feel like you're watching a single filmmaker, not a writing room.

8/16/11

"Jokes?" by Scott Moran

Scott Moran's "Jokes?": [via SS]



Neat to see someone taking a different approach than the typical "here's me doing standup" video. Really nice editing job too.

You can catch Scott (and me) telling jokes at the final Rubber Bullets show on Wednesday night.

8/15/11

Follow Sandpaper Suit at Facebook

New option for following along: "Like" Sandpaper Suit at Facebook and you'll be able to see Sandpaper Suit post in yours Facebook news feed.

Also, an eagle eyed commenter wrote:

I really enjoy the blog! Just wanted to let you know that "The Pocket" has disappeared since all the videos went up. I find that section pretty invaluable and hope you're not getting rid of it altogether.


The Pocket is indeed gone from the sidebar but that's just 'cuz I'm moving those occasional links into the regular flow of the site. You can view old links from The Pocket here. Carry on.

Comedy Week at Deadspin has posts on Hedberg, Woody, Kaufman, Norm, and more

Sports blog Deadspin just wrapped up its Comedy Week 2011 and it was curated excellently by F.O.S.S. (friend of Sandpaper Suit) Luke Cunningham. Luke profiled a bunch of below-the-radar comedians and put together a bunch of other interesting comedy stories too.

In I Never Want To Work On A Goddamn TV Show Again: A Week In LA With Norm Macdonald, A.J. Daulerio talks about watching Norm rant:

He also went into this bizarre rant about a conversation he'd had with a guy about time travel and the concept of altering history and how this individual said he would go back in time and if not kill Hitler, he'd at least punch him in the face. Norm began to build on this notion: "Everyone uses Hitler as an example. They always say they'd go back and attack Hitler. But this was one of the most charismatic and convincing people in history and you're telling me that if you're standing two feet away from Hitler, you'd try to fight him? I doubt that. You'd probably try to blow him. That's what the end result would be. You'd go up to him to try to punch him and then Hitler would turn on the Hitler charm and instead of punching him, you'd most likely end up blowing him. I'd probably blow Hitler if I were in that situation. Why not? It's Hitler!" He went on for about two minutes and explored every subtle nuance of the joke's potential and context and weaved in both cerebral observations and mundane filth to perfection. The room was awestruck. He may have been testing out material or just showing off, but it was a pure joy to watch, as if he'd just opened up his head and pulled his brain out to tap-dance on the table for everyone there in a one-time-only performance.


Some other notable pieces: Profiles of Andy Kaufman and Mitch Hedberg. Five For Fighting: Comics Vs. Hecklers offers videos of comics taking down loudmouth crowd members. And SportsFeat’s Guide To Funny People (And Chris Farley) has excerpts from longform profiles of Richard Pryor, Woody Allen, and Tina Fey.

Related: Luke talked about writing on Norm MacDonald's new sports-themed show here a while back.

8/12/11

Woody Allen standup from '65

Think Tank at MSN's Postbox site

Remember Think Tank? That's the video series Mark Normand and I used to do where we sit on a couch and discuss random crap (for example: Dawkins).

Well now we're churning out one a week for MSN's Postbox site for New York City (via Rooftop Comedy) where we discuss different NYC-related topics. Here's a few we've done...

Skate or Die:

<a href="http://postbox.msn.com/?q=all-All+Topics&amp;id=14205&amp;city=all&amp;category=8&amp;videoId=45f76b61-b5ed-4860-ba1e-64ccec69c961" target="_new" title="LAUGH AT: SKATE OR DIE">Video: LAUGH AT: SKATE OR DIE</a>

NYC Subway:

<a href="http://postbox.msn.com/?q=all-All%20Topics&amp;id=12581&amp;city=all&amp;category=8&amp;videoId=ab76e552-bad7-4b9c-a657-403eb0897f95" target="_new" title="LAUGH AT: NYC SUBWAYS">Video: LAUGH AT: NYC SUBWAYS</a>

NY Baseball (Yankees/Mets):

<a href="http://postbox.msn.com/?q=all-All%20Topics&amp;id=12304&amp;city=all&amp;category=8&amp;videoId=3df41849-40fb-4038-b29e-ef35ddc5c0a2" target="_new" title="LAUGH AT: NY BASEBALL">Video: LAUGH AT: NY BASEBALL</a>

Street Food:

<a href="http://postbox.msn.com/?q=New+York-All+Topics&amp;id=13300&amp;city=New+York&amp;category=8&amp;videoId=327a1646-7c42-4821-b33d-450578665a1f" target="_new" title="LAUGH AT: NYC STREET FOOD">Video: LAUGH AT: NYC STREET FOOD</a>

NYC Pizza:

<a href="http://postbox.msn.com/?q=New+York-All+Topics&amp;id=13300&amp;city=New+York&amp;category=8&amp;videoId=45a9ba8b-b43a-4a47-914d-c392358d57bb" target="_new" title="LAUGH AT: NYC PIZZA">Video: LAUGH AT: NYC PIZZA</a>

More to come. You can watch the older episodes here.

8/11/11

Marc Maron on stakes and emotional risk

Marc Maron in a 2010 interview:

Well, I think, how much of their humanity is being made available. That is the emotional risk of it. It’s how much of that person, how much of their heart is involved. It’s like watching Pryor. Everyone talks about Pryor, but the reason Pryor was so exceptional was you felt a real visceral sense that he was taking emotional risks. That his vulnerability was genuine. And I think that’s at the heart of great comedy...

There are plenty of clowns. There are plenty of people who are spectacles. I think people love spectacle. So I think success is not judged or decided by how much people put their vulnerability or sensitivity into something. People like train wrecks. People like things blowing up. It’s just a school of thought. It’s a different way of engaging the craft. It’s just a preference, really. And I think in comedy, people who are too sensitive and too vulnerable are more likely to crash and burn than become great successes.


So great comedy is about taking emotional risks, but you're more likely to crash and burn if you do it. Pick your poison.

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