Loose change

Woman hides heroin, money, loose change in herself [via SL]:

After searching her for weapons, Officer Baumann found three bags of heroin in Ms. Mackaliunas' jacket...

Ms. Mackaliunas asked to speak with Sergeant Michael Mayer and told him she had hidden more heroin in her vagina.

A search of Ms. Mackaliunas by a doctor at Community Medical Center turned up 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, 8.5 prescription pills and $51.22.

My first reaction: Loose change! I can't believe she was carrying 22 cents in her vagina.

My second reaction: Wait a minute. Why is she carrying cash at all in her vagina? It's legal to carry cash.

My third reaction: Maybe she was just showing off. 'Cuz this almost sounds like an infomercial for this woman's steamer trunk-sized vagina. "54 bags of heroin...but wait, that's not all!"

Also, I love that she had three bags of heroin left over and she was like, "Well, might as well just put these in my jacket."


SeanX3 said...

Maybe those 31 bags were full when she put them up there and she just absorbed their contents.

Abbi Crutchfield said...

Choose your groan adventure!

...More like va-GIANT-a.

...Fits so many we'll call it va-CHINA.

...This story might just be a flash-in-the pan. Vadge-amiroquai

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