Daily Show guest too fat to walk to set?

Daily Show guests always walk on to the set from the wings after being introduced by Jon Stewart. But not former National Economic Council Director Lawrence Lindsey, who stopped by the show on Monday. Instead, he's just there. Sitting. Waiting.



Unprecedented! Now I'm just dying to see this guy walk somewhere. Anywhere. Maybe he just gets hauled around from place to place using a system of pulleys — or anti-gravity suspensors like Baron Vladimir Harkonnen in Dune.

(That's right, I went old school Sci-Fi reference on your ass. Sue me! Hmm, that might be my new tagline..."Sue me!" Got a nice ring to it.)

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Blogger Chesslee CC said...

...or like Jabba the Hutt in the Star Wars comic books-- he used a hoversled or some shit.

"Sue me!" is a great tagline until someone actually sues you, so it's gotta be like, "Sue me!...but not really."

2/4/09, 6:28 PM