Madonna wants us to "respect her privacy"

Madonna is getting divorced and wants the media to "respect her privacy." You know, because she's really kept her personal life under wraps up to this point in her career.

I will go along with this if we can declare a joint media truce. I "respect her privacy" and, when her next album comes, she respects my apathy. No interviews, no PR campaign, and no ridiculously airbrushed photos = I won't give a shit about your divorce, Madge. Deal?

1 comment:

Abbi Crutchfield said...

Madonna later added it's still okay to disrespect her privates.

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