Music and words by Matt Ruby, video shot and edited by Matt Lament.
Also, the HHP asked me to deliver this special message to y'all. Please forgive his salty tongue.
The Funky B.U.C. in the house. Spitting maritime knowledge and nautical know-how. Droppin' hit records like I drop anchor, son. You other pirates can't fuck with this.
Where my wenches at? Damn girl, I got a plank you can walk right here, baby. Aw shit. I ain't saying she a golddigger, but she ain't sailing on no merchant ship.
Let me get serious up in here. I got a message you all need to hear: George Bush does not care about pirates!
And know this: Captain Morgan is a weak ass bitch. Suck a dick, Morgan! O captain, my captain, you a bitch captain when it comes to rappin'. You actin' rough, but you about as tough actin' as Tinactin, Captain. That's athlete's foot medicine. You as tough as athlete's foot medicine. Which, in the big scheme of things, is not very tough. Fool. You better pray you don't sail up next to me or I'm gonna pop a cannon in yo ass.
Don't hate the saila', hate the seas. Now watch my video bitches. Peace.
Wow. Who knew he could even type with that hook on his hand? Impressive.