Small apartments make New Yorkers crazy

People are crazy in New York. I think it's because the apartments are so small. In fact, my apartment is so small, even my Roomba is seeing a therapist. You should hear the things the poor little guy says. "I feel like I've got nowhere to turn. It's like I'm constantly banging my head against the wall. Life sucks!" I think he's got attachment issues.

Vacuum humor! I know, I know.


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