Film "critics" who love Rambo

The Rambo movie blurbs are really pulling out the heavy hitters in the film critic world:


Fuck Ebert & Roeper, I'm going to start getting all of my film recommendations from BloodyDisgusting.com.


And who doesn't love and respect Joblo.com? I'm sure lots of people are saying things like: "I was on the fence about going to see Rambo. But now that I know Joblo.com is endorsing it, I'm in!" That's like saying, "Jeff Craig from Sixty Second Preview said it's a great movie so we should totally go!"

In light of those other ones, this one I messed with in Photoshop almost seems believable...


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