The most disturbing magazine cover ever

mob candyI'm walking down 1st Avenue and I see this poster promoting Mob Candy magazine. Since Mob Candy is totally my favorite magazine, I'm all soaking it in.

And then I'm like wait a minute, there's something weird about this Krista Ayne chick that's on the cover. She looks familiar. Oh no...

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The eyebrows, those lips, that thing resembling a nose...She's totally Michael Jackson!

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Now I've got this image in my head.

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Make it stop.

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I need to take a forever shower.

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