Six word jokes

Hemingway wrote this story in just six words: "For sale: baby shoes, never worn." He's said to have called it his best work.

But how about a six word joke? Here's one I came up with (inspired by a recent Twitter post):

McCartney! Re: love. We get it.


Got a six word joke? Post it in the comments.

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17 Comment(s)

Anonymous RG Daniels said...

What's this? Oh, it's my rectum.

9/4/09, 1:03 PM  
Blogger Mo Diggs said...

KFC=Killing Fat Children

9/4/09, 3:10 PM  
Blogger soce said...

I'm so close to making it.

9/4/09, 3:14 PM  
Blogger myq said...

"A simile is like a metaphor"
--Steven Wright

9/4/09, 4:31 PM  
Blogger myq said...

Coffee? Not my cup of tea.
--Myq Kaplan

9/4/09, 4:32 PM  
Blogger myq said...

My brownstone: made of red bricks.

9/4/09, 4:33 PM  
Blogger YouJean Chang said...

Why are Filene’s Basements always above ground?

9/4/09, 4:53 PM  
Blogger YouJean Chang said...

"History repeats itself! History repeats itself!" - Dennis Miller

9/4/09, 5:12 PM  
Blogger Abbi Crutchfield said...

For sale: baby skin, never worn.

Dog dilemma: eat cat poop?

9/4/09, 7:24 PM  
Blogger Jonathan said...

Listening to my Now 467 CD...

9/5/09, 2:46 AM  
Blogger myq said...

Here's a one-word joke: farts!

9/5/09, 12:03 PM  
Anonymous Paul McCartney said...

Ruby! Money! You don't got it!

9/5/09, 2:39 PM  
Anonymous Hank Thompson said...

Answer: Electra, Redenbacher. Question: Ideal threesome?

9/7/09, 12:39 AM  
Blogger myq said...

Antidisestablishmentarianism. Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. Supercalafragilisticexpialadocious. Hippopomonstrosesquipedalian equals fun

9/7/09, 9:16 AM  
Blogger Badinia said...

Ostracized: to be rejected by ostriches.

9/7/09, 8:12 PM  
Blogger Abbi Crutchfield said...

"NOW That's What I Call Music!"

"Ancient Dog Dilemma: Eat Cat Poop?" (there, now it's six, not five.)

"Hiccups are spasms of the diaphragm" (It's funnier in Swedish)

"Sarah Palin for President in 2012"

"Veiny hands: maternal oppression through genetics"

"Leno Daycare Center: parking lot"

"Once you go black, it's frostbite"

9/8/09, 11:20 AM  
Blogger Kevin S. said...

Parents divorced. Therapy followed. Speech therapy.

7/3/10, 9:08 PM  


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